Dear Target-
I feel as though you have committed the ultimate betrayal in our relationship. I have used you for my grocery shopping even though you do not stock DiGiorno Stuffed Crust Pizza. You are my source for shampoo, conditioner, and other must-have beauty supplies. All of my t-shirts - yep they come from you, too.
That is why it is devastating to me that you have decided to sell Ed Hardy. Yes, that Ed Hardy. The uniform of choice for all Axe body spray wearing, chest thumping, Jon Gosselin wanna-be's.
How could you? You are the same store that has been the cool kid on the block with your stellar collaborations including Isaac Mizrahi, Rodarte, Anna Sui, and Proenza Schouler. You are bringing Jean Paul Gaultier to the masses for crying out loud!
So Target; please (I am begging you) get rid of your Ed Hardy selection. I am telling this to you for your own good! Trust me on this one.
Yours truly,
AEB
PS - If you could make a collaboration with 3.1 Phillip Lim happen, that would almost make me forget about this unfortunate choice of merchandise currently on your shelves.
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